Mumbai skyldtes en tragisk IT-fejltagelse

Det viser sig nu, at terroristerne i Mumbai (Bombay) ikke var klar over, at Obama var blevet valgt til ny præsident. Havde de vidst det, ville de naturligvis aldrig have gennemført angrebet, siger den ansvarlige bagmand. Ulykkeligvis havde de ikke fået besked via deres IT-afdeling og troede derfor, at Bush stadig var ved magten.

I just want to remind everybody in the infidel world that the only gripe that we've really ever had with you is about George Bush," said Qasim. "There's just something instantly irritating about that guy, you know what I mean? It's that smirk, the way he says 'nuke-u-ler' and all that 'evildoers' crap. There's only so much you can take of him before you start flying planes into skyscrapers or bombing subways, or shooting Hindus, or beheading Thai school teachers, and what-have-you."

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