Global Opvarmning dræber Nessie

Ak og ve. Måske skulle vi have lyttet til Al Gore mens tid var. Det er hvert fald for sent for Loch Ness-uhyret, som tilsyneladende er blevet et uskyldigt offer for vores overforbrug af firhjulstrækkere og b-mærkede køleskabe.
Fra Daily Record:

LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.

The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.

After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: "Unfortunately, I'm running out of age."

Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

På den anden side, så skal døden jo have en årsag.